Madam, Please Calm Your Anger

Chen Chu, an agriculture student, is a man of pure and simple virtue. Even after being transported back to ancient times, his innate goodness remains unchanged. Thus, he would never market tomatoes as “Jade Maiden Beauty Fruits” — claiming they “nourish yin and enhance complexion” — only to sell them at high prices to uninformed young women. Nor would he promote purple eggplants as “Kunlun Purple Gourds” — boasting they “strengthen yang and invigorate the body” — just to overcharge men yearning to reclaim their youth. And he would certainly never sneak off to pleasure quarters behind his wife’s back… When it comes to Chen Chu, he’s nothing but virtues — except for the flaws, of course. Al...