I Survived Hellish Xianxia Life With a Group Chat

After I got discharged, I fell into a Xianxia world of immortals and cultivators—where the “immortals” weren’t really anything like the dignified ones you’d expect. Every day was like walking on thin ice. Living here as a modern person was far from easy. [Corpse Mountain Lou: Hey, at least you’re not worse off than me. I was kidnapped by the Demon Dao sect!] [Cold Brew: What could possibly be “better”?] [Yeongseok-Eating Hua Tuo: I’m short on spirit stones. Is there any extra spirit stone out there?] [Solitary Cultivator: Quit the sect and walk the path of the mountains and rivers.] [Strong Man: If you’re wronged, then get stronger!] [Su-yeon: When things are tough, how about raising a cute...