You Don't Follow the Rules When Making Cards, Do You?

"How come this Fireball spell is green?" "Well... because I added poison gas to it." "And the Ice Spike spell? Why does one hit knock people out cold? Is there poison in that too?" "No, it's just a potent anesthetic." "Then what about the Magical Girl Apprentice you summoned? Why does she know taekwondo?" "Perfectly normal, girls should learn some skills to protect themselves, right...?" "??? So you're completely ignoring the standard way of making cards, aren't you?"