Greetings Wizard, I am a Pseudo-human.

【Rules for Observing and Responding to Mimics】 Rule One: Remember, mimics are everywhere. They may very well be right by your side. Rule Two: If your neighbor looks at you like prey, stay as far away from him as possible, and never hold eye contact with him for more than three seconds. Rule Three: If your best friend suddenly starts calling you by your full name, address him the same way in return. If he pauses for a second and then smiles, end the meeting as soon as possible, and from then on, only contact him through text. Rule Four: When you see another version of yourself, do not hesitate—kill him, or be killed by him. ———— 2010, London. This is a modern world where wizards and ma...