Why My Sponsor Going Crazy Sending Me Money?

Recently, a trending topic shot to the top of the cosmic charts: “Hot topic — the whole world is speaking Chinese!” Everyone got curious. Turns out, someone was live streaming to promote the Chinese language — and the results were surprisingly good. But why promote Chinese to that planet? Come on, they’re still monkeys! Why bother those poor animals? The guy’s already got a gun to his head — is this really necessary? Still, the donations were pouring in like never before. A Long glanced at the comments and the screen full of virtual gifts, speechless and looking to the heavens: “Why are my fans so two-faced?” The top donor’s username was short and to the point: “Goldpatron.” It wa...