Welcome to the Quirky Small Town

The Weird Daily was the only newspaper that finally sent Casey an interview notification after she had revised her resume to its seventh version. So, despite the vague and almost pyramid-scheme-like tone of the email she received, driven by her dwindling bank balance, Casey hit the road. Before arriving, she had mentally prepared herself to face a declining, isolated newspaper and its conservative, backward colleagues. However, it turned out she had worried about those issues far too early. Her most pressing task now was simply finding the way to the newspaper office. When Casey politely asked for directions from an elderly woman sitting on a bench, she received this response: "Hmm... a ...