Understanding the Employment Contract? [Infinite]

"""I have a completely fair and just contract here. Would you like to sign it?" "Wel~come! Care to learn about our employment contra~ct?" - I already said they're employees, not family. Please, this is an employment contract—since when does a boss call their employee "Mom"? Sorry, Ms. Mom, I mean... dear Mother, there were a lot of people outside earlier, you know I’ll always be your most obedient daughter! Mom, I love you! What? I’ve never been diagnosed with a mental illness! I’ve never taken psychiatric medication! —And if we’re talking about being sick, my employees are clearly much worse off, right? Compared to them, I’m super normal, aren’t I? Huh? Isn’t this just a game? If it’s...