This Setup is Broken

Bai Shi is an online writer. Apart from being a bit sarcastic and loving to make jokes, he has no other flaws. One day, the people in his group chat decided to co-write a story, and Bai Shi, being his cheeky self, made a lot of suggestions. ————————————————— Bai Shi: “Your readers are ordinary folks. You need to make sure they can relate more, you know?” Group: “So?” Bai Shi: “So, the protagonist should come from a humble background, making a living by scavenging in a junkyard.” Group: “…” Bai Shi: “Since he’s the protagonist, he needs a name that’s unforgettable after hearing it once, right?” Group: “Like what?” Bai Shi: “Goudan.” (which means ‘Eggy’ or ‘Dog Egg’) Group: “…” —————...