There Was a Hole So I Put It In

A low-ranking young wizard who had fallen into despair threw his staff into a hole. From the depths of the hole emerged a goddess, who spoke as follows: “Did you drop this golden staff?” “No, I did not.” “Then, perhaps this silver staff?” “No, that’s not it either.” “Ah, it must be this wooden staff then, right?” “…No, not that either.” The boy became sullen. He hadn’t dropped it; he had intentionally thrown it away! “…For a person with such a defiant spirit, I shall grant you this hole,” said the goddess. The boy received a magical hole that could swallow anything. Be it a hero or a demon lord, they would be s**ked into the hole. —————————————– “Hah, this low-ranking fool—” “Hal...