The Wizard's Survival Handbook

'''Next in Line: "I Am an Auspicious Beast!" Tu Shan Jiu felt that probably no one was as unlucky as him. Clearly an auspicious beast symbolizing fertility and imperial omens, he had been twisted into a seductive vixen blamed for ruining nations and corrupting the people. He was a totem deity, not some damned fox spirit! After a thousand years of being demonized by humans and unable to set the record straight, Tu Shan Jiu was so furious he decided to wash his hands of humanity’s fate and let them destroy themselves. He needed to sleep for a thousand years to calm down first—otherwise, he felt he might truly turn into a man-eating monster!!! When he awoke, humans had indeed stopped speak...