The Whole World is Crazy About Me [Transmigration]

Xiao Ran climbed the corporate ladder with his masterful skill of laying on the thickest, most outrageous compliments. Just as he was about to marry a wealthy beauty and reach the pinnacle of life—*poof*—he transmigrated into a cannon-fodder male side character in a typical "dragon pride" novel. —With a slim waist and perky butt, he was destined to have his legs broken by the male lead! To save his legs, Xiao Ran decisively ditched his original character setting and clung tightly to the thighs of both the male lead and the villainous big shots. System: [Warning! Plotline collapsing. Host must accept punishment!] Suddenly feeling weak all over, flushed, breathless, and panting, Xiao Ran:...