The Unfinished Villain's Hero Modification Method: Uncensored Edition

Having accidentally picked up a synopsis, I realized this world was inside a superhero movie. But... 'Why am I the final villain?' I abandoned this ridiculous fate and ran away for years, and now the movie's protagonist, who shouldn't even exist yet, has fallen right in front of my house. "Please, don't touch me!" "Huh?" "Haa, ugh, why, this..." Moreover, this prospective hero is sensitive to an extreme degree. "...His tactile sensitivity is seriously severe." As a retired villain, the best course of action is to not get involved, but as the planet's best doctor(?), I can't just ignore something broken. "I said I wouldn't touch your genitals, but I'm sorry, I'm going to have to retr...