The Tale of the Lost Cult Leader

A big event recently shook the Demonic Sect: their formidable Sect Leader suddenly vanished. Everyone consoled one another: "Don't worry, the Sect Leader must have gone off somewhere to have some fun. He'll be back soon." "Yeah, that makes sense." So they waited and waited. Waited and waited. Waited and waited. Waited and... The whole crowd flipped the table: "Wait my foot! Something must have happened to the Sect Leader! Search for him—!" And so the entire sect came pouring down the mountain in a rush. On some day of some month of some year, a certain Sect Leader opened his eyes and wondered in puzzlement: Huh, who am I? Reader's Guide: 1. This story features a bottom protagonist,...