The Self-Strategy of a Straight Man

Jiang Qian has been a bit preoccupied lately. He suddenly realized that his roommate, who tirelessly runs errands for him every day, is actually gay. - Jiang Qian: "LOL, someone just confessed their love downstairs in the dorm, and it was two guys. So there really are gay people at our school." Xi Feng: "Mm-hmm." Jiang Qian: "The one in the white shirt kind of looks like you." Xi Feng: "That was me." Jiang Qian: "Dude, that's rough. How did you end up getting confessed to by a guy?" Xi Feng: "..." Jiang Qian: "..." Jiang Qian: "Bro, you're not gay, are you?" Xi Feng: "I am." Jiang Qian: "Sorry about that, just pretend I never said anything." - Jiang Qian has been a bit preoccup...