The Protagonist is Always Intimidating Me

Concise Version: From their first encounter, Bai Meng was so terrified by the protagonist that he collapsed to his knees. In the end, Bai Meng was frightened by the protagonist into being gay… This is truly a tragic (but comedic) story that turns sorrow (into laughter). Plot Version: Bai Meng has lived through the prehistoric era to the modern day, enduring a leisurely, uneventful life. Who would have thought that after merely taking a nap, he would wake up inside a beast-themed abusive novel, cast as a minor cannon fodder character? Revenge, leveling up, face-slapping… none of these will happen (:з」∠). — Bai Meng is a hamster spirit, while the protagonist’s beast form is a giant serp...