The Matter of Being Tamed by the Pirates' Secret Culture

“Be my XX!” When a pirate says this to you, what is the correct answer to fill in the ‘XX’? The answer everyone expects did not apply to Hans (Kim Hyun-soo, 28 years old, who fell into a manhole and woke up on an otherworldly pirate ship). Perhaps it’s because the name of this pirate ship was doomed from the start? The *Biel-homo*. ‘Biel,’ derived from the word Gabriel, meaning ‘of God’ or ‘by God,’ and ‘homo’ in Latin. In other words, it supposedly carries the grand and holy meaning of ‘God’s person.’ However, to Hans—who suddenly dropped onto a pirate ship and is now having his precious assets targeted by a crew of damn sodomites—it looks and sounds like ‘holy’ in a purely sexual sen...