The Man Standing at the Top of the Food Chain

Likes to act cute, likes to put on a facade, and likes to act s*upid even more. Intelligence 999, combat prowess 999999. No matter if you believe it or not, I am not exaggerating. Flat chests are evil, big breasts are justice. Most favourite type is Queens that are black-bellied and straightforward. Not knowing how to pick girls up, being in a romantic relationship is a hassle. Other than that, I’m good at everything and the world is there for me to play with. I’m a crazy man, I’m a moron, I’m an idiot, I’m eccentric. I admit it because I dare to say it. Not satisfied? Come and bite me! Different from all of you. I’m the man that stood at the top of the food chain.