The Lady Hides a Zombie

On the way to the youngest sibling’s academy entrance ceremony, a carriage accident kills all the older siblings. What is the appropriate action for the lone surviving sibling to take? 1. Cry their eyes out. 2. Build a grave. The correct answer is… ‘3. Bring them back as zombies.’ * * * “To put it simply, your current state is… kind of like a zombie.” It was, quite literally, a bombshell. “…A zombie?” “Yeah.” “You mean, like, Grrraaaghh, biting people and… spreading infection when you bite someone?” “They’re more zombie-like than actual zombies.” At my gentle explanation, Yullia was struck speechless. Understandable, really. It was already ridiculous enough that she’d died and c...