The Gentleman of the End

"Weary reader, it is an honor that you have chosen this book amidst the heavy, dimly lit library. Somewhat regrettably, this book has fallen ill. Your fingers should be able to feel the raised, proliferating tissues on the surface of its cover, The words penned in days past are like parasites rooted in the pages, yearning for someone to observe their wriggling, To feel, to analyze, to touch the diseased essence of this story. If you insist on borrowing this book, please be sure to regularly check your own physical condition."