The First Imperial Examination Tutor!

'''Weibo: @JJWheels Student: "The master has a heart of benevolence and righteousness, imparting knowledge and guiding us!" Well, she’s gotta eat too, right? Student: "The master has a vast and humble mind, indifferent to fame and fortune!" Well, she can’t take the imperial exams anyway. Student: "The master is a prodigy of unparalleled talent, versed in both ancient and modern learning!" Well, she’s memorized classics and endured 24 years of modern education. All students: "Master, you are truly divine!" Oh, stop it—it’s just because she’s a time traveler. The most satisfying moment as a teacher? Watching all those top students clutching their pitiful report cards...