The Cat is on Strike (15 Years Revised Edition)

"Cat's life is the best life"? Don't even talk to me if you haven't actually *been* a cat. *** One day, I woke up and became a cat. All I did was get stuck in dusty storage, starve, get hit with a broom, and get used for mating. I can't live in this house anymore! Strawberry (what kind of name is that, you jerk of an owner?) decided to run away from home. But leaving home means dog-like suffering, no, cat-like suffering. Tormented by the neighborhood cats and wandering the streets, Strawberry is miraculously rescued by a man. "Aren't you scared of me?" Scared? I immediately grabbed the man's leg with both front paws and clung to him. Raise me, butler! *** "You are the only one."...