The Cat is on Strike

They say a cat's life is the best life. Don't even talk unless you've actually *been* a cat.,, One day, I woke up and became a cat. My days consisted of being stuck in a dusty warehouse, starved, hit with a broom, and used for mating. I can't live in this house anymore! Strawberry (what kind of name is that, you damn owner?) decided to run away from home. But leaving home means dog-like hardship, no, *cat*-like hardship. Suffering from the territoriality of stray cats and wandering the streets, Strawberry is miraculously rescued by a man. "Aren't you afraid of me?" Afraid? I immediately grabbed his leg with both front paws and clung to him. Raise me, butler! "You are the only one." Just...