The Big Goose and the Villain on a Marriage Reality Show: Hilariously Exciting!

[Double male lead 1v1 ABO, both pure, hilarious sweet and satisfying story] Xu Wang was the notorious bully of his village. Recently, he'd fallen in love with a novel—some kind of ABO story, not that it mattered. What mattered was that the villain in it was absolutely made for him. Xu Wang was so excited he didn't fall asleep until the wee hours. But when he woke up again, he found himself standing outside a registration office. Confused, Xu Wang glanced at the little booklet in his hand—he'd actually transmigrated into the book, and as the villain's short-lived mate, no less! Damn, what kind of god-tier plot twist was this? Xu Wang looked excitedly at the cold, towering man beside him. ...