The Alien Grand Duchess Hides Her Tentacles

Mel, of the Theiarum race, left her home planet with rosy dreams of reproduction. While flying through space in search of a male, she makes an emergency crash-landing on Earth due to an accident. “Please, great ancient ancestors! I don’t care if it’s an inferior species, just please grant me a single male!” Wailing in desperation, she discovers Grand Duke Ragnar collapsed in the snow and resolves to make him her mate by any means necessary. “…Who are you?” “Ah. I am, well...” “If you have no legitimate reason for visiting Isengard, I will cut you down.” “No, wait a moment. I mean… I came here looking for a male to mate with!” “Ma—…what?” “No, no! A partner to marry! A potential husb...