Sorry, I Licked the Wrong Person

Non-typical “chasing the wife at the crematorium” Ji Chunxiao (top) × Chen Xu (bottom) Ji Chunxiao, much like his unwavering belief in materialism, gravity, and the law of energy conservation, firmly believed in three laws about Chen Xu: 1. Chen Xu loves him deeply. 2. Chen Xu is his loyal “licker” (devoted follower). 3. Chen Xu will always stay by his side, no matter how hard he tries to push him away. Thus, Ji Chunxiao began his endless antics of messing around in front of his “wife.” Until one day, they both reincarnated. Ji Chunxiao, completely unbothered and proud, thought, “What’s the big deal? My wife will always fall in love with me again!” So, full of confidence, he eagerly...