Shovel Officer’s Observation Diary

“In ancient times, there was a gold-swallowing beast named Bai Wan. Bai Wan was unparalleled in brilliance, no one before or since has been able to match; Bai Wan was charming….” “Speak human tongue.” “Sh*t Shoveler, kiss me la!” (Note: “Sh*t Shoveler” here refers to a person who cleans up after pets, such as a pet owner.) Perspective: First-person narrative from the gold-swallowing beast; minimal emotional involvement. Content tags: Sweet story