Really Like You

The underachiever is universally acknowledged as a great beauty and a known face-chaser. On the top student’s first day at school, he witnesses the underachiever telling a confessor, “I don’t like anyone who isn’t as good-looking as me.” At the welcome party, the top student draws a daring challenge to confess to the underachiever. With a look of disdain, he presses a glass against the underachiever’s chest, saying, “Personally, I think I’m better looking than you.” The underachiever just smiles, lifts the glass, and drinks it down. The top student adds, “But I don’t like you.” The next second, the underachiever reaches out, wraps his arms around the neck of the top student, and passes...