Let Me Out Before I Burn It All Down

There are four signs a game’s gone downhill. First, the soundtrack is suddenly epic. Second, the devs drown you in loot to drain your wallet. Third, events get recycled ad nauseam. And last, you hear the diehard playerbase screaming how much the game sucks as they play away. And I’m not just another one of those diehards— I’ve been here grinding the hardest and longest. I’ve dumped so much cash into this game I’ve practically funded a wall of the dev studio. “Dear Yuni, our most loyal player who’s invested so generously in Yuneria! As a thanks to you, we present this special gift!” “Pass that ‘special gift’ to someone else and let me log out.” “…Then may you enjoy your exciting adventure ...