Penetrate, Holy Sword Lord!

In the beginning, there was Lavboizia, the God of Love and Justice. To stop the Demon King, Lavboizia sent the Holy Sword, Dirudo, down to the mortal realm. Upon seeing its imposing form, crafted by the God himself, the Hero chosen by the Holy Sword cried out: "No, this is a dildo!" "It is Dirudo, Sir Hero!" After 1,500 years, Dirudo finally meets his Hero, but for some reason, the Hero's reaction isn't exactly great? He's already busy trying to seduce the Hero he fell for at first sight so they can go defeat the Demon King, but now all sorts of assassins sent by the Demon King are swarming in! From tentacles to beastmen and demons! Every single one of them is a tough opponent! But t...