Naruto: I, Uchiha, Just Want to Die

Reborn as a member of the Uchiha clan, Uchiha Ci has no intention of saving his clan, he just wants to fake his death, collect his insurance and go home. Conveniently, the Third Shinobi World War is raging! Uchiha Ci is sent on a mission to the Land of Hot Water. He figures that in this dangerous era, dying shouldn’t be too difficult. But soon, he furrows his brow and realizes things aren’t that simple… — Leader of the Jashin Cult: “Damn it, God! I’ve never seen an Uchiha laughing maniacally while being sacrificed on the altar.” Uchiha Obito: “Big brother fought through fire and lightning, slashed through Kannabi Bridge, and stormed into the Iwagakure encampment just to save me! I’m teari...