My Childhood Friend Is a Bit Strange

[This work has been signed for simplified Chinese publication.] Liang Youmu and Chu Xian are well-known archrivals. From childhood, the two have competed in studies, grades, perseverance, and who could finish exams faster. As they grew up and entered the same industry, they vied over who got a raise first and who worked less overtime. They clash about eight hundred times a year, each battle fierce and earth-shaking. Of course, some might call this "childhood sweethearts," but Liang Youmu and Chu Xian’s feud began even before kindergarten— Because in their contest to see who could pee farther, she lost all ten rounds. Furious, she slapped him into a watermelon patch so hard he almost coul...