Miss Patch’s Secret Scoop

“I’ve agreed to start writing a column for a magazine beginning this month.” “Hiccup. It’s the first real step in my career, a super important piece, but I just can’t seem to get the words out. I have zero experience, so all the advice in the world isn’t helping.” Debbie’s words slurred, tumbling out like a clumsy confession. Her cheeks flushed, but spilling her thoughts to this mysterious guest writer felt less daunting than admitting it to her editor-in-chief. “So, I was planning on picking someone up tonight for a little fun, but I just can’t seem to seduce anyone sober.” “You’re willing to give up your v*rginity to a complete stranger just to write a column? Isn’t there someone you’r...