Marshal, Please Stay Calm [Interstellar]

Even in interstellar space, a homebody is still a homebody. Wu Zimo, a tech-otaku and single dog, declares it's no pressure at all. As long as there's internet and a computer, nothing is a problem! As for male gods, these mythical creatures should just sit obediently on their pedestals, wearing noble and aloof expressions, accepting morning and evening incense offerings from their believers! Certain Homebody: So, Mr. Marshal, we should both keep sprinting down the single dog path, don't you agree? Marshal: …Ha! Ha! [Domineering and Powerful Gong VS Tech-Otaku Shou] Minesweeper: Sentinel and Guide, with secondary settings, Shou-centric, mutual pampering, 1V1 Su, Shuang, and Sweet & Sill...