Love-Brained Demon

I encountered a demon who said he had come to claim my life. Having been diagnosed with cancer, I no longer wanted to live, so I simply gave up and flipped him off. To my surprise, the demon stared at me for two whole seconds, and then his face suspiciously turned red. The next thing I knew, he was dialing his phone. “Hey, Mom, I think I’m getting married. Start preparing right away.” … It was only later that I learned that flipping someone off was considered a marriage proposal in their culture.