Kill That Steve!

The bishop was comforting a group of people. "Tell me, children, what has this person you speak of done?" "It's not a person! How could anyone be square-shaped? It's a monster, a demon!" "It imprisoned me in the sky, made a monster watch over us, and wouldn't let us sleep!" "It locked me in a tiny cell, so small I could barely lie down! And it threatened me every day!" "It forced me to farm, but! Oh heavens, those were definitely crops from hell—how could I possibly grow them!" Bishop: "Calm down, calm down, children. At least it didn't harm you, did it?" "I also saw your daughter—it brainwashed her, and she kept helping it!" The bishop's pupils trembled violently: "What? This damned...