If It Has a Health Bar, Even Gods Can Die

“Come on, come on! Take a hit!” “Immortal? If your health bar hits zero, you die!” “As long as it has a health bar, even gods can be slain!” The dark side of the world, a broken land, eldritch horrors rising from the Abyss… Behind him, there was no light. Before him, only endless white mist. Some believe in the light. Some snuff it out. But what of those caught in between? —— The Abyss descends. Monsters invade. In the Era of Eternal Night, the gods are said to be undying… The boy gazes up at the sun. There, stretching across the sky, is a long, long health bar. “Gods? Oh, you mean that glowing health bar up there?”