I Treat You as a Brother

Xu Xiran, straight male. Having a legendary gays’-heavenly-dish face since forever, and being a target of countless same-sex’s fanatical pursuits, he couldn’t bear it anymore, so he posted on the Internet to complain. Fang Mo, gay. One day, he saw someone throwing dirty water on many gays under the pretense of being a tree hole (1), so he decided to fish in order to enforce justice. Fang Mo: My good brother, me too. You and I share the same struggle. If you don’t believe me, how about we exchange photos? Xu Xiran: Wow Brother, you must have suffered a lot from being so handsome! I look like this. Before seeing Xu Xiran’s photo, Fang Mo thought he was the most handsome guy in the world. ...