I, the Witch, Come to Battle!

'''Xiya has crossed over. Good news: She's now the only daughter of a count, owning castles and lands, practically a feudal lord. Bad news: The count died in battle, and the gold-digging suitor she rejected reported her as a witch in a fit of rage. Under the witness of the royal envoy, the church tribunal decided to tie her to a stone pillar and throw her into the river: According to the witch trial rules: If she sinks, she's innocent. If she floats, it means she has a contract with the devil and must be burned at the stake. As she plunged into the water, she suddenly remembered someone once saying— If someone accuses you of being a witch or possessing weapons of mass destruction,...