I Only Treat Villains

“…Some crazy bas**** is standing in front of my house again.” My house is a jewel shop, but someone keeps bringing injured people to my front door. They were so meddlesome that I treated them while swearing at them. Others wished that I would get along well with them. “Didn’t you save the head of an assassination guild last time?” “She’s a woman.” “Oh, what about the vicious loan shark who owns that place worth a billion marks on Second Avenue?” “She’s a woman too.” “What about the person who dropped you off in front of your house and left in a noble’s carriage?” “She’s a young lady as well.” And then the sixth person came. This was the first time a man came, and a handsome one at th...