I Can't Keep Up with My Regressed Brother's Emotions

They say my nemesis of a younger brother regressed. Did he secretly pick up and eat some kind of drug? He cries whenever he sees me, apologizes, and makes a fuss about protecting me. I'm almost nostalgic for the days when we'd fight tooth and nail over a single chicken drumstick. But this kid is acting stranger and stranger. He's trying to hook me up with a Casanova. He's trying to slander my angel-smile senior. He's trying to ostracize my decade-long friend. Why are you trying to organize my social life!? * * * It wasn't just my brother who had become strange. "I don't want to be apart from you for even a second." My usually composed friend is suddenly clinging to me. "Worry ab...