Goblin: Severely Dependent

“Brother, why did we become adventurers?” “A goblin’s bounty is three silver coins.” “No, you misunderstood me, buddy. I mean, what’s our ultimate goal in this line of work? We toil day and night—what’s the point of it all?” “A goblin. Three silver coins.” “…” “Three silver coins.” “Alright, there’s a goblin nest-clearing mission. You—” “Charge!”