For Sustainable Debauchery

Dust to dust! Only mountains can make mountains! It wasn't a great wizard or swordsman who ended the long monster war, but Irelia, who was tempted by the promise of land and a title if she ended the war. "Oh, our hero!" "How did you dare to jump into the middle of the monsters?" "...For peace?" She only swallowed the words 'peace in my old age,' but she was instantly praised as the hero who ended the war. Of course, the Emperor and nobles don't seem to like me because I'm just a commoner, Well, fine by me! The land doesn't lie! Now that I've received my title, I was going to spend my decadent old age with the money from my estate... "The land... lies too?" I didn't know you'd scre...