Faux Humans Aren’t Allowed to Play Rules-based Horror!

Shen Zeyu, a low-level grunt at the UMF Foundation, recently found a roommate to share his apartment. The roommate looked perfectly human—a handsome young man. It would have been even better if he didn’t turn into a liquid at three in the morning, squeeze through the window’s security bars, and ooze into Shen Zeyu’s room. With tears in his eyes, Shen Zeyu began teaching him the finer points of being human. After two and a half years of cohabitation, the ever-patient Teacher Shen successfully became a household name in the Faux Human community—a gold-medal instructor renowned throughout their world. ———— Listening to his roommate’s human speech—a jumble of chaotic word order and missing...