Father-in-law's Taste

The fellow my precious, dearly raised daughter brought home as her marriage partner. Contrary to his pretty face, he exudes a strangely gloomy and damp aura. “It’s truly delicious, Father-in-law.” “Once I become a part of your family… I’ll be able to savor this taste every single day.” Was it because I drank too much at the dinner table? The drunken fellow climbed right into my bed. “I’ll be careful not to get caught, so, *gasp*, just a little….” But wait, is this guy mistaking me for his bride? Why can’t he tell? That hole isn't meant to be used for that purpose! “Gently, *huff*, gently! Slowly…!” “It’s delicious, so delicious, Father-in-law…!” Wait, you little bastard, did you know w...