Fairy, Please Let Me Explain!

'''【What’s it like to have an immortal girlfriend from the future with overpowered combat skills?】 Feng Jianyao posted anonymously on Zhihu. "The experience is terrible! She thinks my electric scooter is a rare thunder beast, calls my lighter the Samadhi True Fire, and the rice cooker at home has turned into an alchemy furnace..." "Worst of all, she firmly believes that I will kill her to prove my Dao on our future wedding night, and I can only barely maintain this fragile relationship with a cup of milk tea..." "How can I successfully win her back before she regains her power and slaps me to death? Waiting online, it’s urgent!" A soft cough came from behind. Feng Jianyao deleted the po...