Don't Pursue a PhD, You'll Find Love

Wendi's life as a Ph.D. student is a complete mess. His supervisor bosses him around, his peers give him a hard time, and he has a crush on the professor next door in the math department, but he hasn't even managed to exchange a single word with him. Finally, he gets a rare quiet weekend, but his neighbor starts playing the violin in their room, and it sounds worse than a pig being slaughtered. Wendi flips over, gets up, and sends a message in the WeChat group: "If you keep playing, I'll report you for disturbing the peace." Neighbor: "Daytime noise only counts as disturbance if it's above 55 decibels. Do a sound test before you call a lawyer." Neighbor: "Also, you can't pile up garbage...