Don't Call Me an Evil God

"Excuse me, friend, could I have a moment of your time? I'd like to introduce you to our supremely omniscient Father, the Source of Wisdom, the Lord of Enlightenment, the Guiding Light-Novan, the God of Knowledge. In the Path of Knowledge, there are no rigid rules, nor any need for devoted servitude. The only thing required from you is a modest amount of effort. Is there anything better in this world than reaping rewards through hard work? Are you sure you don't want to consider it? Join now and you'll even get a newcomer's welcome package, my friend!