Can’t Straighten My Back

Cheng You opened a bar in the city and worked until 5am every day. Across from him, a beautiful woman opened a breakfast shop that opened at 5am every morning. Cheng You’s subordinates knew that he would always go home and sleep after work and never had the habit of eating breakfast. However, suddenly one day, after finishing work at 5am, their boss would run to the shop across the street every day. The subordinates were curious and asked him, “Boss, what’s so good at the shop across the street that you’re risking your life to go eat there for an hour or two every day?” Cheng You thought about the promiscuous woman who had been all over him the day before and replied, “p**sy.” He was go...