Can't I Just Be a Salted Fish?

Bai Luming had been living incognito on a barren planet, quite content with his slow-paced, idle life. Unexpectedly, he crossed paths with a troublesome fate one day. At their first meeting, he thoroughly patted the other person down from head to toe and even brought him home. Then, this fallen noble outright clung to him and refused to leave. With an extra person in his bed, life after cohabitation didn’t change much. Until the Empire launched a military draft, and both their names appeared neatly on the list. Both were pseudonyms. Bai Luming: No problem, I’ll make sure they eliminate me right away. Not long after— Every time an assessment took place, something would go wrong, yet h...