Becoming a Bread Bag Villain in a Superhero Story

After getting dragged into a superhero story and throwing a punch, I ended up becoming a villain. Then, this organization called the Evil Order noticed me, and even scouted me as a top officer. But what’s the big deal? You guys handle your superhero stuff. I just want to quietly bake bread or something. “That guy runs a bakery themed around villains!” “Ha, he must be out of his mind!” Well, whatever.